The Three Days Rule

The origin of The Three Days Rule [ as described by The Barney Stinson ]

[ No religious offense meant ]

Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect!

If he'd waited only one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died! They'd be all ..... "Heyy Jesus ... whaddup??"
And Jesus'd probably be like ..... "Whaddup?? I died yesterday!!"
And then they'd be all ..... "Err ... you look pretty alive to me dude!!"
And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle.
And then the dude would be like ..... "OKAY!! Whatever you say bro!!"

And you're not gonna come back on a Saturday! Everybody's busy ..... doing chores ..... working the loom ..... trimming their beards!!
NO!!
He waits the exact right number of days ..... THREE!!

Plus it's Sunday! Everyone's in church already!
They're all in their ..... "Oh no! Jesus is dead!!"
Then BAAM ..... he bursts through the back door ..... runs up the aisle ..... everyone's totally psyched ..... and FYI ..... that's when he invented the HIGH FIVE!!!!!

THREE DAYS!! You wait three days to call a woman ..... because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait!

True story!!